On a lighter note…

There were four men bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog named T-square. "T-square," the man said, "do your stuff." T-square trotted to a desk, took out a pen and pad of paper. He drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was good.

The second man was an accountant and he called to his dog, Spreadsheet. He said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went to the kitchen and got a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The third man was a chemist and he called to his dog, Measure. "Measure," he said, "do your stuff." Measure walked to the refrigerator and took out a quart of milk. He got a 10-ounce glass and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

The fourth man was a government worker. He called to his dog, Coffee Break, and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, had his way with the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers' compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

And everyone agreed that was real good!

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